(Excerpt from The Clown)
Pittsburgh
The correct way into the city is through Squirrel Hill Tunnel or Fort Pitt Tunnel – east side or west side. There is a tunnel. Or a bridge and this is what the rivers have given the city. All the skyscrapers are hidden until the end of the tunnel then you see them...like a child opens up a pop-up book and there they are.
It is not easy to get in or out of the city. How one clown manages to escape all those bottleneck tunnels and bridges is a wonder. Our hilly neighborhoods are on alert and every time there is anything out of the ordinary, people call the police which has made them overwhelmed with calls. The patrol cars are all over the place now.
All the good of the city, all taken away by one clown. Not even the potholes are being discussed anymore, just the Clown. How do the police let him walk around? He's giving the city a black eye. Just one month ago his story appeared on all the news shows and everyone was laughing about the Clown and the Keystone Cops.
Now nobody's laughing because he struck again in full clown suit on a Friday evening when everybody was enjoying the nice weather and he got away.
Pittsburgh
The correct way into the city is through Squirrel Hill Tunnel or Fort Pitt Tunnel – east side or west side. There is a tunnel. Or a bridge and this is what the rivers have given the city. All the skyscrapers are hidden until the end of the tunnel then you see them...like a child opens up a pop-up book and there they are.
It is not easy to get in or out of the city. How one clown manages to escape all those bottleneck tunnels and bridges is a wonder. Our hilly neighborhoods are on alert and every time there is anything out of the ordinary, people call the police which has made them overwhelmed with calls. The patrol cars are all over the place now.
All the good of the city, all taken away by one clown. Not even the potholes are being discussed anymore, just the Clown. How do the police let him walk around? He's giving the city a black eye. Just one month ago his story appeared on all the news shows and everyone was laughing about the Clown and the Keystone Cops.
Now nobody's laughing because he struck again in full clown suit on a Friday evening when everybody was enjoying the nice weather and he got away.
